BBW seduces 18-year-old pool cleaner

“I never thought I’d be a cougar. But there’s a certain amount of attention you just can’t ignore.” Shelby and Brenda were day-drinking in the shaded part of the patio. The sun shone in shimmering reflection off the rippling blue pool.

“Yeah. I know what you mean. But he’s at least legal right?”

“Just.”

“Well, so that’s good. Me, I’m lucky I guess. I don’t really have the cougar bug. You know I actually used to worry about it?”

“How do you mean?”

She took a sip of her drink. “I can’t believe I’m about to confess this to you. Guess it’s what I get for drinking margaritas during the day. But I guess you started it so here goes. I used to worry that I’d grow up to be a lady-creeper. Like Humbert Humbert with a pussy.”

“Really?!” Brenda cackled, and immediately lowered her voice, embarrassed at what she heard as a loud, old-lady crack in her laughter. “Why the fuck would you think that? And when was this?”

“So, like, what? When I was sixteen. So like twenty years ago. You remember that line from Dazed and Confused, where Matthew McConaughey says he likes the high school girls?”

“They keep getting younger—”

“And I stay the same age! Exactly! Well that got me thinking—”

“Jesus, is that movie twenty years old? God we are old.”

“Maybe not twenty but—like early nineties, right? Anyway maybe I was eighteen already but whenever it was I remember having, like, this very clear chain of logic. Basically it went, (a), a lot of high school-age boys are hot, like, objectively hot, and (b), eventually I would stop being high-school age myself so therefore—”

“God you had a depressing streak even then!”

Shelby laughed. “No but it made perfect sense: Therefore there was going to come a time when there would be like this whole crop of objectively hot guys who were totally off limits forever and ever until you died, end of story, and how depressing would that be?”………..READ more on the next page,go below this page CLICK>>>>>2